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So instead we're going to tell you all about our free new and complimentary lube and hope you understand what we're saying! You are encouraged but not required to play with anyone or even actually take your pants off. Our vibe is very social and friendly, and we work hard to be welcoming to people who've never been to this kind of debauchery before.

We strictly enforce consent. Ehhhh no? But yes? There's some kinky fuckers who show up with leather and whips and shit but you don't have to. If you're vanilla, you'll be fine. If you're on the wild side, you'll also get your fix. Somehow we all manage to coexist at this thing. Although, yeah, bring your ropes and cuffs if you want to tie people to things, 'cause we've got some of that.

God no, we're fucking losers, we're not even close to that cool or professional. Undercurrent is for you if you're club, between age 18 and 40, and a complete horny disaster. All genders and spicy flavors of transness are welcome! Our events are open to members sex Dumb Twinks United Locala orleans labor union of dumb twinks banding together to demand rights for bottoms.

Membership is also open to dumb bears, dumb otters, or gay of any body type. Smart gays can fuck off.

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Idk that's just what the lawyer told us we had to do. It's not as much of a hassle as it sounds like. You can become a member at the door, it's super no big deal, you just show us your ID and sign a wavier and shit and you're in. If you like what we're doing, consider volunteering to help the club out!

Membership has no obligations but you can absolutely do shit if you want to! Younger people can sponsor older people! Come by with a younger friend who vouches for you and we got you. The reason we do this is because we used to run play parties that got overwhelmed by people used to cruising etiquette from the 80s and 90s, and we want to give a new generation of queers a safe place to be sluts.

If you're older and respectful of this then you're absolutely welcome to join! We run monthly parties at various venues in New Orleans.